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"???????? idk you're in love with a lot of fictional characters???" this is what my brother said when I asked him to describe me. Oh my life.

angelproofed:

I’m too tired.

buckyraccoon:

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT IN THE AVENGERS ANIMATED SERIES ON SAM WILSONS FIRST DAY AS AN AVENGER HIS MOM BAKED COOKIES FOR THE ENTIRE TEAM. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION. 

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

ifeelbetterer:

allrightfine:

Is there a word for that occasional moment of self-awareness when reading smut, like where your brain accidentally takes one step back and you realize you are reading really descriptive pornography in your pajamas, while it’s light outside, with a box of Wheat Thins tucked under your arm?

I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

i feel like there should be a german word for this.

airgeatlamh:

JK Rowling said she would have made Seamus/Dean canon but she felt it would be distracting from the main trio

Literally how much space do you need to have a line about Dean asking Seamus to the Yule ball

Look, I’ll try

"Parvati had tried to ask Dean to the ball, but he told her he was going with Seamus instead."

DONE

[Everybody Hates Hitler]

~ i really do have reasons for this gifset.

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.